After long abandoning this website, I'm now rethinking it. More soon in early 2020.

To contact me, please reach me at [my first name] dot [my last name] @gmail.com. My name is this website's Uniform Resource Locater. My first and last names are each 7 characters, but you can put the dot anywhere, or get rid of it altogether. I'd like to make these instructions for contacting me longer and more complicated, but the bots have already won and most humans are at the end of their attention span. Cheers!